parislemon:

Or maybe you’d rather see the awesome The Dark Knight Rises trailer embedded.

What’s so great about this?

1) I can’t understand a word Bane is saying. It seems like it would be somewhat important to be able to understand the main villain in the film.

2) The football field explosion looks remarkably fake. And no, I don’t care that that’s really Hines Ward.

3) The chant is also impossible to understand, but I guess it means “Rise.” 

4) Nolan appears to either actually have made a 99% vs. 1% Batman movie or to be trying to make us think he did. Either way, I’m not enthused. I’m already sick of #occupywhateverthefuck. The last thing I need is a summer full of #occupygotham tweets or whatever stupid shit the internet will come up with.

Seriously - someone tell me why everyone’s so stoked over this. Personally, I thought The Avengers trailer was better. This looks mediocre at best.

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    Looking forward to this movie!
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    What’s so great about this? 1) I can’t understand a word Bane is saying. It seems like it would be somewhat important to...
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    I can dig it, but I can’t help but SEVERELY WANT A JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE
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    When can I start counting
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    Oh my Jeeebuuus! I NEEEEED TO SEE THIS NOOOOW! SANTA! JESUS! SOMEONE!
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